Category: Joke Board
This was the joke that got us kicked out of the Israel museum.
There were three people riding on this plane: a german, a Chinese, and a Hill billy. Well, a cell phone rings, and the German sticks his hand up to his ear and says hello. The cell is built into his hand. Well, the chinese guy hears a beep, which means he's getting a message. So he sticks his arm up to his ear and so on. Well, the hill billy is thinking, "I'm really looking stupid to these people." So he goes to the bathroom, and comes out with toilet tissue paper hanging out of his butt. He looks at the other two and says, "I think I'm getting a fax."